The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#139: Moments Of Silence

October 7, 2015 at 4:15PM •

I rant about Twitter Moments, Reddit's new 'Upvoted' website, Sharp's robot smartphone, and picking out clothing based on your brain waves.


#138: Cancellation API

October 6, 2015 at 4:45PM •

I rant about Time Warner Cable's customer service initiative, the scam of daily fantasy sports, and the digestive effects of Burger King's Halloween Whopper.


#137: Sun Sharing Economy

October 5, 2015 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Jack Dorsey as new Twitter CEO, Google changing its motto, Adblock being sold to an unknown buyer, and Elon Musk's plans to create suns on Mars.


#136: Cloudy With A Chance Of Poop

October 2, 2015 at 10:15AM •

I rant about Apple Music trials expiring, Amazon banning sales of competing streaming devices, and the world's most advanced toilet.


#135: Kitten Guilt

October 1, 2015 at 9:45AM •

I rant about iFixit being pulled from Apple's App Store, Twitter's manual for politicians, the 'Yelp for people' startup, and Foursquare desperately guilting users to check in more.


#134: All The World's An Ad

September 30, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Twitter possibly extending its character limit, Chromecast wireless audio streaming, product ads in YouTube videos, and delivering packages for Amazon.


#133: Microaggression Machines

September 29, 2015 at 11:15AM •

I rant about Facebook privacy hoaxes, robots that are stumped by IKEA furniture, self-driving cars becoming more human, and online ordering at Taco Bell.


#132: The Adblocalypse

September 28, 2015 at 12:00PM •

I rant about the iPhone 6s launch, the debate over ad blocking in iOS 9, and the ethics of having sex with robots.


#131: Hot Flash Take

September 11, 2015 at 2:30PM •

I rant about the new Apple TV, iPad Pro, iPhone 6s, and everything announced at Apple's press event this past Wednesday.


#130: Retail Russian Dolls

September 9, 2015 at 9:45AM •

I rant about Macy's putting tiny Best Buys inside their department stores, a renegade pooper on the loose in Portland, and getting paid to use the toilet in India.