The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#149: Poop Concierge

October 22, 2015 at 2:00PM •

I rant about YouTube Red subscription service, Twitter's apology to developers, Airbnb's poor ad campaign in San Francisco, and ordering hotel room service with emoji.


#148: Truck Stuckers

October 21, 2015 at 12:45PM •

I rant about the new Apple TV releasing next week, Yahoo's failure with original programming, a Google employee living in a truck, and a pooping pastry.


#147: State-Sponsored Poop

October 19, 2015 at 2:00PM •

I rant about Amazon's ‘Prime Fresh’ grocery membership, the failure of an Uber driver strike, getting attacked by foreign governments on Facebook, and paying to break stuff with reckless abandon.


#146: Toilet Does What?

October 16, 2015 at 2:30PM •

I rant about PC makers' new ad campaign, Yahoo Mail's overhauled interface, Dropbox 'Paper', and the elegantly designed toilet of the future.


#145: Poo Diligence

October 15, 2015 at 3:15PM •

I rant about Facebook's app battery draining issue, Theranos' diagnostic blood tests coming under fire, Netflix's poor excuse for slowed growth, and the real deal on standing desks.


#144: The Perfect Candidate

October 14, 2015 at 4:45PM •

I rant about the first Democratic presidential debate, Facebook filtering your memories, public stock as gift cards, and Uber as a getaway car service.


#143: 140 Employee Limit

October 13, 2015 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Twitter's recent layoffs, Apple's updated input peripherals, sports media violating NFL copyrights, and Playboy ditching nude photos.


#142: In-App Gopher

October 12, 2015 at 3:15PM •

I rant about Kanye West's tirade against in-app purchases, Apple blocking news in China, WeWork's ridiculous valuation, and the Pepsi Android phone.


#141: Based On A True Story

October 9, 2015 at 4:30PM •

I rant about the backlash to Aaron Sorkin's new Steve Jobs film, Apple Pay coming to Starbucks, Netflix raising prices, and the Squatty Potty.


#140: Dick Pic Briefcase

October 8, 2015 at 4:45PM •

I rant about Facebook emoji "reactions", detecting earthquakes through Twitter, shipping data to Amazon web services via Fedex, and naked frozen chicken selfies.