The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#159: Trademarked Dump

December 4, 2015 at 3:30PM •

I rant about Facebook live video streaming, trademarking the term 'subtweet', Pornhub gift cards, and a cartoon character promoting smart toilets in Hong Kong.


#158: Bowlbuster

December 3, 2015 at 1:00PM •

I rant about Amazon's Black Friday sales figures, Yahoo Messenger's return, and Uber's car rental program for drivers.


#157: Feedly Cooper

December 2, 2015 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Mark Zuckerberg's newborn baby, naming children after Instagram filters, Yahoo selling itself, and developer complaints about the Mac App Store.


#156: The Bacon Bandit

December 1, 2015 at 1:00PM •

I rant about the new Apple TV user experience, the iPad Pro, the death of Rdio, and my recent Carnival cruise.


#155: Finger Flipboard

October 30, 2015 at 4:15PM •

I rant about Flipboard's failures, Google's plan to make Android laptops, Facebook's video ad strategy for emerging markets, and toilet paper investigative journalism.


#154: Poop Food Chain

October 29, 2015 at 4:00PM •

I rant about useless Apple TV apps, a virtual assistant app for coupons, Tinder for threesomes, using AI to judge your selfies, and the disappearance of whale poop.


#153: Fire Clothing

October 28, 2015 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Twitter's TV ad campaign, Facebook slowing down employee internet speeds, Amazon launching a fashion brand, and poop supplanting antibiotics.


#152: Price Concussion

October 27, 2015 at 3:45PM •

I rant about Yahoo’s NFL live stream, Microsoft's new flagship store, the BroadwayHD streaming service, and Walmart testing delivery drones.


#151: The iPhone Guy

October 26, 2015 at 12:15PM •

I rant about the 'Steve Jobs' movie box office numbers, Shyp eliminating the need to know someone's address, popular Halloween costumes according to Google, and a cancelled robot sex conference.


#150: Hot Dog Is The New Eggplant

October 23, 2015 at 3:00PM •

I rant about ESPN shutting down its YouTube channels, Instagram's Boomerang app, Facebook universal search, and a dating app that can only end badly.