The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#169: Poop Bakery

December 29, 2015 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Amazon's Prime membership numbers over the holidays, the Wish app marketplace, and the cow dung patty boom in India's urban areas.


#168: Merry Pissmas

December 23, 2015 at 5:45PM •

I rant about intelligent messaging apps, Yahoo warning users about state-sponsored attacks, and how to profit off of buckets of your own urine.


#167: Kimoji Drone

December 22, 2015 at 3:30PM •

I rant about Apple's feature on '60 Minutes', Twitter patenting drones, Kim Kardashian emoji, and a service to cancel subscription services.


#166: A Little Shkreli

December 18, 2015 at 4:45PM •

I rant about the arrest of 'pharma bro' Martin Shkreli, this weekend's 60 Minutes feature on Apple's design lab, and an emoji translation app.


#165: Emoji Foster Parent

December 17, 2015 at 4:00PM •

I rant about Slack's app store, Spotify party playlists, Netflix smart socks, and Unicode soliciting sponsorship of emoji.


#164: Poop In A Box

December 15, 2015 at 4:00PM •

I rant about putting lightsabers on your Facebook profile photo, Uber potentially using emoji to rate drivers, and a homeowner's prank on package thieves.


#163: Piss Socks

December 14, 2015 at 1:45PM •

I rant about gas prices on Google Maps, "hoverboard" explosions, the most popular sex emoji, and a disgusting way to charge your phone in an emergency.


#162: Too Stupid For Amazon

December 10, 2015 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Walmart's new mobile payment solution, Verizon's sponsored data plans, ads for logged-out Twitter users, and paying for insurance against online trolls.


#161: #AllPeriodsMatter

December 9, 2015 at 12:30PM •

I rant about Yahoo's spin-off plans, a robot toy that teaches kids to code, a dog playdating app, and using proper punctuation in texts.


#160: The Hunchback Of Cupertino

December 8, 2015 at 12:00PM •

I rant about Apple's smart battery case, Dropbox shutting down Mailbox, USPS e-mailing scans of your mail, and Instagram marshmallows.