The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#179: Chief Tickle Officer

February 3, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Uber's new logo, Yahoo going downhill, Evernote closing its marketplace, Sesame Street's venture fund, and North Korea toilet papering its southern neighbors.


#178: Poop Reacts

February 1, 2016 at 3:00PM •

I rant about YouTube reaction videos, the adoption rate of self-driving cars, UberPUPPY, Amazon delivering monks, and espionage via excrement.


#177: The Sentence Fragment Company

January 29, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about the rumored iPhone 5se, the executive shakeup at Twitter, the FCC's proposal for cable boxes, and Uber being the express delivery service for anything.


#176: Poop Wage Gap

January 21, 2016 at 4:00PM •

I rant about Facebook Stadium, making money wrapping your car in ads, middle managers scared of robots, and how much you earn on the toilet at work.


#175: Ketchup Depression

January 19, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about iTunes Radio no longer being free, WhatsApp eliminating their annual fee, Wiccan anti-virus techniques, and how most people can't name any company's CEO.


#174: Problematic Poop

January 15, 2016 at 3:30PM •

I rant about the Stolen app, Google Maps' driving mode, Al Jazeera America failing, and a Broadway musical about the rivalry between Apple & Microsoft.


#173: Bluetooth Balls

January 14, 2016 at 3:45PM •

I rant about Peach, Apple potentially killing the iPhone stereo jack, Tinder desirability rankings, dick pics as fine art, and a sperm switch for your testicles.


#172: Clippy Insurance

January 8, 2016 at 3:30PM •

I rant about all the useless "smart" products showcased at CES including a fridge cam, bluetooth sneakers, Microsoft Office for your windshield, shorts that speak to you, wearable airbags, a biometric bra, and a vaginal boom box.


#171: Ego Slot Machine

January 5, 2016 at 5:00PM •

I rant about Twitter increasing character limit and their new "conversational" ad unit, Yahoo Screen being shuttered, and Mark Zuckerberg's AI butler.


#170: Hamdog Millionaire

December 31, 2015 at 3:45PM •

I rant about New Year's Eve celebrations, the recent update to Twitter for Mac, Facebook's friendship bug, and a dog with ham on its face.