The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#189: Because Terrorism

February 18, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Apple's encryption battle with the FBI, Fandango acquiring Rotten Tomatoes, reading children's stories to robots, and the best time of day to poop.


#188: GIFcoin

February 16, 2016 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Kanye West's new album being pirated, CBS's Grammy stream crashing, Giphy raising venture capital, and all the weird things people get stuck in their rectum.


#187: KANYE-PAX

February 15, 2016 at 4:00PM •

I rant about Kanye West begging Mark Zuckerberg for a billion dollars and the Dutch opening their first 'poop bank'.


#186: New Mexico Hickeys

February 12, 2016 at 4:00PM •

I rant about the ultimate Valentine's Day adventure.


#185: Poop Friendship Bracelets

February 11, 2016 at 5:15PM •

I rant about the Quartz news app, Instagram video view counts, Twitter's Trust & Safety Council, and baby dolls that give you a diaper surprise.


#184: Disco Bowl

February 10, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Zenefits selling insurance without a license, the ROI of emojis, robotic trash cans, and a night light for your toilet.


#183: Canine Poop Detector

February 9, 2016 at 3:45PM •

I rant about Instagram account-switching, Apple Notes supporting Evernote imports, robot cockroaches, and products made during a "stupid" hackathon.


#182: Intestinal Gumby

February 8, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about this year's Super Bowl commercials, Twitter's new algorithmic timeline, and India banning Facebook's 'Free Basics' service.


#181: Defcon Poo

February 5, 2016 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Elon Musk looking into building electric planes, a Tesla owner vowing revenge on a mystery pooper, and a sperm whale's inventive self-defense tactic.


#180: Download Button Repository

February 4, 2016 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Google booting ad blocking apps, fake download buttons on websites, Spotify for the Amazon Echo, Twitter testing a GIF button, and how to properly poop on the side of a road.