The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#199: Good Poop Samaritan

March 11, 2016 at 4:15PM •

I rant about banking via the Amazon Echo, Instagram making food taste better, and the only entrepreneur in California doing the dirty work.


#198: Everyone Gets Shamed

March 9, 2016 at 4:45PM •

I rant about Amazon's warehouse theft prevention measures, Facebook learning slang words, and a subscription app for up-and-coming alcoholics.


#197: The Poop Button

March 7, 2016 at 4:15PM •

I rant about Mac OS X ransomware, Meerkat's pivot, chief revenue officer as a position, a startup for slumlords, and solving constipation through acupuncture.


#196: Poop Parade

March 3, 2016 at 4:15PM •

I rant about Amazon's new Echo products, Apple providing support on Twitter, an app for sending random messages, and Cincinnati's waste transport problems.


#195: VR Origami

March 2, 2016 at 5:00PM •

I rant about Super Tuesday, McDonald's happy meal VR headsets, and an app that tricks callers in thinking you don't have a voicemail box.


#194: Death By Poop

February 29, 2016 at 4:15PM •

I rant about the Oscars and predicting the most probable cause of your death.


#193: Poop Safe Space

February 26, 2016 at 3:30PM •

I rant about Amazon's first free ad-supported original show and explore GoodBelly's survey results on the bathroom habits of Americans.


#192: Eggplant Reaction

February 25, 2016 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Facebook Reactions, Linkedin's first TV commercial, Amazon launching clothing brands, and a service that allows you to call strangers for advice.


#191: Life Isn't Fair

February 23, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about a millennial's letter to Yelp's CEO, the decline of breakfast cereal, and a luxury toilet custom-built for a single visit of Thai royalty.


#190: Poop Virginity

February 22, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Amazon increasing free shipping minimums, Twitter making it easier to message brands, CNBC for millenials, and a man reuniting with his long lost toilet.