The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.

#9: Drone Chaperone

February 16, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about the out-of-control speculation that Apple is manufacturing a car, the FAA's new drone regulations, Google Helpouts being shuttered, trigger warnings on Timehop, and Pornhub's most searched terms on Valentine's Day.

#8: Starbucks On Mars

February 13, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about choosing an heir for your Facebook account, Apple selling apps through Pinterest, police officers trolling Waze users, the real reason you're single on Valentine's Day, and would you leave your family to be the first person on Mars?

#7: Golden Shower Machine

February 12, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about the new ThreatExchange malware repository, lackluster Android smartwatch sales, season three of House of Cards showing up out of nowhere, Ikea emojis, the shower of the future, and who watches porn on Facebook?

#6: Poop Emoji In The Sky

February 11, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Amazon's new giveaway tool, Samsung smart TVs becoming self-aware, Apple spending $850m on solar energy, a recent Hubble telescope discovery, and the most effective way to get customer service from Comcast.

#5: Murderers These Days

February 10, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Apple (supposedly) pitching iOS bug fixes as a feature, setting up no-fly zone over your house, a magazine's novel solution to curb trolling in their comment section, a water sommelier and the most narcissistic murderer ever.

#4: Business In The Back

February 9, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Grammys live-tweeting, major labels hoarding streaming service payouts, the Crunchies, swings as conference room chairs, getting arrested for emoji usage and what would you do with a massive industrial arm?

#3: Count The Peasants

February 6, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Twitter's excuses for poor user growth, RadioShack filing for bankruptcy, Keurig attempts to "DRM" its K-cups, McDonald's 'loving' promotion, and giving Facebook access in prison.

#2: Sources Familiar With

February 5, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about worthless Apple rumors, Microsoft buying a calendar app, Twitter's definition of a "core" user, Instagram looping videos, and the best way to play Monopoly.

#1: Death By Selfie

February 4, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Google & Uber going to war over self-driving cars, Amazon picking at the carcass left of RadioShack, narcissism as a cause of death, and a new fashion app that monetizes your friends' envy.