The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.

#29: Meerkat Porn

March 16, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Twitter locking Meerkat out of its social graph, Yahoo on-demand passwords, Google leaking whois data, the demise of Gigaom, and the oncoming butt wipe apocalypse.

#28: Beta Testing Apocalypse

March 13, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Apple's public beta program, Medium custom domains, Square pivoting towards small business services, solving the tyranny of meetings, and the 'Twitch' for coding.

#27: Sabbath For Storage

March 12, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about the Apple blogosphere's reaction to a Guardian 'hit piece' on the Apple Watch, Google's new web store & "cold data" service, Twitter's updated policies on abuse, and the search for America's most wanted serial pooper.

#26: Poop Exchange Program

March 11, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Apple Watch storage space, how Obama's $100m TechHire Initiative is a band-aid on a broken arm, Hillary Clinton's e-mail problems, and experimental fecal transplants.

#25: MacBook Beer Belly

March 10, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about everything Apple announced at yesterday's press event including Apple Watch, the new MacBook, ResearchKit and HBO Now.

#24: Virtual Reality Money Shot

March 9, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about the high expectations of Apple Watch, Pandora's plan for ad-free 'day passes', a scent-blasting VR headset, and what's the deal with daylight saving time?

#23: Testicle Exchange Rate

March 6, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Google's new search results for alcoholic drinks & auto insurance, a high-tech shirt for introverts, Samsung's luxury doghouse, hydrophobic 'pee-repellent' paint, and just how much are your body parts worth in your state?

#22: Ship Your Enemies Urine

March 5, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Hillary Clinton's e-mail woes, HBO Now (supposedly) launching next month, new ad formats on Instagram & Pinterest, a return-shipping startup, and powering the Third World with your piss.

#21: Fecal Avalanche

March 4, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Apple Pay fraud, Visa's car-integrated payment system, the lack of red-headed emoji, Mount Everest's poop problem, and yet another masturbatory wearable.

#20: Irresponsible Swiping

March 3, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Tinder Plus, Google+ splitting up, Meerkat, tweeting screenshots of text, Google becoming a wireless carrier, and a poop-predicting wearable.