The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#209: Cow Poop Bingo

April 18, 2016 at 12:45PM •

I rant about Amazon Prime monthly subscriptions, Apple exploring paid search ads in the App Store, texting in theaters, Sony's Emoji Movie, and betting on where a cow poops for charity.


#208: Bot Farts

April 13, 2016 at 4:45PM •

I rant about Facebook Messenger bots, Amazon's Kindle Oasis, Sprint trolling T-Mobile, the lack of mobile payment adoption, and a fart detection device.


#207: Synonym Generator

April 8, 2016 at 5:00PM •

I rant about Mashable laying off staff, Facebook Live video, watching NFL games on Twitter, touching robot butts, and cat poop-induced rage.


#206: Bag Liquid Dispenser

April 6, 2016 at 5:15PM •

I rant about the Tesla Model 3, Google's most idiotic April Fools' Day joke, Nest disabling its smart home hub, and a "smart" juicer that doesn't even juice produce.


#205: All Farts Matter

March 31, 2016 at 3:30PM •

I rant about Microsoft's focus on bots, Tidal suing its former owners, push notifications for selfies, and criminalizing farts as an act of harassment.


#204: Must-Miss Programming

March 30, 2016 at 3:15PM •

I rant about Microsoft's AI chatbot run amok, SoundCloud Go, Apple's TV series about app developers, and a Google Maps error leading to the demolition of the wrong house.


#203: Robotic Handjob

March 23, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Apple's latest product announcements, Google developing an iPhone keyboard, Twitter testing stickers, and a fecal Easter treat.


#202: Real-Time Anguish

March 21, 2016 at 11:30AM •

I rant about Twitter's tenth birthday, a drunk tweet algorithm, pigeons tweeting about air pollution, and a lawsuit over an exploding toilet.


#201: Periscope For PTSD

March 16, 2016 at 1:30PM •

I rant about Instagram moving towards an algorithmic feed, a live-streaming site for foodies, and experiencing the smells of celebrity deaths.


#200: Daylight Pooping Time

March 14, 2016 at 2:00PM •

I rant about SXSW panels, Google's nationwide van tour, and the media's hypocrisy covering Trump & Sanders' presidential platforms.