The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#59: Dead People Perfume

April 27, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Starbucks' retail system going down, the supposed "smear campaign" against Tidal, people's gross misunderstanding of satire, and wearing the scent of your dead loved ones.


#58: Tab Of Narcissism

April 24, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about the Comcast/Time Warner Cable merger getting scrapped, Twitter's new 'Highlights' summary, Facebook's new notifications hub, your smartphone usage as a credit report, and recalled condoms on Groupon.


#57: Game Of Phones

April 23, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Google's Project Fi wireless service, Facebook 'Hello', Tidal going quickly downhill, Amazon delivering packages to your car trunk, and poop predicating domestic violence.


#56: Eggplant Emoji Day

April 22, 2015 at 8:45AM •

I rant about Twitter's new abuse policies, Facebook downgrading page reach, Google boosting mobile-friendly sites in search results, the most popular emoji usage by country, and toilet activism on college campuses.


#55: Spank Bank Backup

April 21, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Twitter's new DM options, deleting your old social media posts, saving your Google search history, Netflix bringing back Full House, the Detroit Zoo's biodigester, and toilet marketing strategies to increase adoption rates in third world countries.


#54: My Toilet To Your Ears

April 20, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Buzzfeed deleting posts due to advertiser pressure, Netflix using market forces to curtail piracy overseas, a doctor-on-demand app, and William Shatner's attempt to crowdfund a pipeline.


#53: Knights Of iOS

April 17, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Apple Watch workshops, the L.A. schools demanding refunds for their failed iPad program, Spotify playlist ad targeting, Gawker writers unionizing, and honor two wounded warriors in the ongoing worldwide smartphone battle.


#52: The Take My Money Principle

April 16, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about the Apple Watch retail experience, Twitter's new homepage, Netflix's subscriber growth, Verizon's PR against unlimited data plans, Facebook's new 'away message' feature, and the poop emoji as a "bat signal".


#51: Toilet Treasure

April 15, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about the EU's antitrust violation charges against Google, the paltry usage of HBO Now this past Sunday, Foursquare's new ad platform, robot cooking arms, and an archaeological dig that started due to a backed-up toilet.


#50: Person Filter

April 14, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Sprint's phone delivery service, Apple's reduced fees on the TV, Ikea hosting online weddings, cheering people up on Twitter, and a toilet fit for a king.