The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.

#69: Fantasy Aeropress League

May 11, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Amazon drones that can track you down, Russian gangs shaming traffic violators, astronomers stumped by microwave oven interference, and a death simulator theme park ride.

#68: Virtual Mom

May 8, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Yelp looking for a buyer, Spotify venturing into video, the myth of Facebook's "filter bubble", and Groupon having you totally covered for Mother's Day.

#67: Gadget Prostitutes

May 7, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about late fees for Comcast technicians, Enjoy's personalized gadget delivery service, Banjo building a social "crystal ball", Pizza Hut saving a hostage, and a supermarket that lets you test drive toilet paper.

#66: The Beard Lobby

May 6, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Comcast's customer service initiative, Joss Whedon quitting Twitter, a bank launching an 'Uber for money', a smart water filter that notifies you of thirst, and a museum dedicated to feces.

#65: The Gas Station Mayor

May 5, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Apple pushing music labels against Spotify, Facebook opening up its platform, the return of Foursquare mayorships, the middle finger emoji in Windows 10, a smart plate that yells at you, and poop-filled beards.

#64: The Hypocrite Show

May 4, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about piracy of the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight on Periscope, #TalkPay and the hypocrisy of social justice activists, and a site that can tell if your Facebook friends are potheads.

#63: Dr. Powerwall

May 1, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Tesla's Powerwall home battery, Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin rocket, a service that packs & ships your suitcase, and Microsoft's poor attempt to guess your age.

#62: Go Bidet Yourself

April 30, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Apple Watch supply constraints, Microsoft's Edge web browser, Secret shutting down, Seinfeld coming exclusively on Hulu, the electronic bidet toilet seat, and penguins pooping before breeding.

#61: Fart Equality

April 29, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about the backlash towards Valve's paid game mods, Twitter's earnings report leak, Drobox adding comments, the fake arm selfie stick, penis drawings on potholes, and a wearable to track your farts.

#60: Necrophiliac Taxidermist

April 28, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about ESPN suing Verizon, Google's new patent marketplace, Instagram's emoji hashtags, Protein World's 'beach body' ads, the '21 Grams' dildo urn, and the mystery of the sky-falling toilet paper.