The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.

#79: Chief Douchebag Officer

May 26, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Jony Ive's "promotion" at Apple, Charter buying Time Warner Cable, Instagram's e-mail 'highlights', Google patenting smart toys, and the shittiest sweet sixteen party ever.

#78: Not Just Eggplant Anymore

May 22, 2015 at 8:30AM •

I rant about YouTube shopping ads, Google's racist maps, Flickr's horrible photo tagging algorithm, a Bitcoin engagement ring, and all the new emoji set to debut next year.

#77: Listen To Your Inner Sphincter

May 21, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Spotify adding more media to its service, QuizUp adding social features, Delta's new in-flight safety video, abusive Elmo on demand, and things you didn't know about pooping.

#76: Paypal Destroyed The World

May 20, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about the lack of an Apple TV set, Paypal's $25 million fine for sketchy credit practices, Uber for gasoline, KFC's bluetooth keyboard tray, and how internet outages are the most annoying thing in the world.

#75: Nuclear Launch Center Pro

May 19, 2015 at 8:45AM •

I rant about the Starbucks-Spotify partnership, Amazon one-hour delivery in NYC, L'Oreal 3D printing human skin, President Obama's first tweet, and paying to tour startups' offices.

#74: Force Touch The Donut

May 18, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about the first Steve Jobs movie trailer, Louis C.K.'s monologue on SNL, turning anything into a touchpad, and a smart garbage can.

#73: Food Waste Philanthropist

May 15, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Amazon increasing its Prime selection, RadioShack sued to prevent selling customer data, United exchanging bug reports for frequent flyer miles, the 'six strikes' rule for ISPs, and a startup taking advantage of ugly produce.

#72: Land Of Misfit Toilets

May 14, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Wal-mart's subscription shopping program, Apple's new music streaming service including social features for artists, the requirements to join a "startup castle", binge-watching destroying the environment, and Japan's high-tech toilet exhibit.

#71: Pizza Shame

May 13, 2015 at 9:45AM •

I rant about Facebook 'Instant Articles', Google's Apple Watch news app, ordering Domino's via emoji, the Lily drone for selfies, and Elon Musk's bipolar friendship with Larry Page.

#70: No Privacy In Poop

May 12, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Verizon buying AOL, accidents with Google's self-driving cars, Facebook as a search engine, and being identified by your bacterial microbiome.