The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#89: Church Of Default Apps

June 9, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about everything Apple announced at WWDC including OS X El Capitan, iOS 9, the News app, iPad split-screen multitasking, proactive Siri, and Apple Music.


#88: Racist Search Engine

June 8, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Apple Pay adoption by retailers, Lycos releasing wearables, tracking racism through Google searches, and a knife that can toast bread.


#87: Robot Congress

June 5, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about the latest breach of federal employee data, Twitter shutting out Politwoops, the fury over Paypal's new user agreement, Line's Popcorn Buzz app, and putting toilets in elevators.


#86: Crappier Version Of YouTube

June 4, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Yahoo paying to stream an NFL game, Showtime's stand-alone streaming service, advertising on Amazon boxes, Twitter's product problems, and employee's rights on DNA testing their fecal matter.


#85: Tailor Swift

June 3, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Instagram & Pinterest 'buy' buttons, Amazon's free shipping on small goods, Google counting calories in food photos, an Uber for tailors, and a scent-based alarm clock.


#84: Smart Sockets & Skinbooks

June 2, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Apple HomeKit devices, Google's new privacy hub, Netflix running pre-roll video promos, the Supreme Court's ruling in the "Facebook threat" case, and a sketchbook for serial killers.


#83: Too Slow For Porn

June 1, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Amazon branded groceries, Google making "smart" pants, Facebook supporting GIFs, and an easy-to-install bidet attachment for your toilet.


#82: Pale Brown Dot

May 29, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Google's I/O announcements including Photos, 'Now on Tap' & Android Pay, Netflix's user interface redesign, and NASA's 46-year old unsolved mystery.


#81: Two Girls, One Poop Emoji

May 28, 2015 at 9:45AM •

I rant about vague Apple Watch sales figures, new Kindle typography, Elon Musk's secretive private school, and a model obsessed with her poop emoji pillow.


#80: Explainersplaining

May 27, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about the Vox-Re/code deal, Cortana coming to iOS, FIFA officials arrested on corruption charges, and a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat.