The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#99: Treasure Turks

June 25, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Circa's failure, Amazon's local pickup "treasure truck", Mechanical Turk labor price hike, and an algorithm that threatens the end of internet porn.


#98: Real-Time Food Photos

June 24, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Instagram's new discovery features, Google's prototype health watch, unsending messages in Gmail, and more companies banning confederate flags.


#97: Soul Recognition

June 23, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Foursquare mayorships coming back, Facebook facial recognition advances, confederate flags, and an app to deliver breaks-up messages.


#96: Occupy Apple Music

June 22, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Taylor Swift vs. Apple over streaming music royalties during their free trial period, Amazon paying authors based on turns of a page, and Heinz bottles linking to hardcore porn.


#95: Cyborg With A Human Rectum

June 19, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Twitter's Project Lightning, Amazon patenting a Google Glass-like device, Sean Parker's political social networking app, and Etsy banning witchcraft sales.


#94: Praying To The Algorithms

June 18, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about AT&T's fine for throttling data, indie labels revolting over Apple Music, terms for publishers on Apple News, Twitter testing replacing stars with hearts, and a real-time view of swearing around the world.


#93: The Sociopath's Playbook

June 16, 2015 at 8:30AM •

I rant about the Rachel Dolezal controversy, Spotify Taste Rewind, Facebook Moments, New York Times blocking its desktop site from staff, and bathroom anxiety at work.


#92: Grand Theft Uber

June 15, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Dick Costolo stepping down as Twitter's CEO, Uber's mobile game that lets you play as a ridesharing driver, and a museum exhibit dedicated to animal excrement.


#91: Johnny & The Sextronauts

June 11, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Twitter's shared block lists, Reddit banning several "hate" subreddits, blocking mobile ads in Safari on iOS 9, and Pornhub crowdfunding a space program.


#90: Honestly, Trust Me

June 10, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Apple 'street view' cars, iOS 9 tracking your reproductive health, antitrust investigations into Apple music deals, and selling the sun on eBay.