The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#109: Microsoft's Iraq War

July 9, 2015 at 10:15AM •

I rant about Microsoft scaling back its phone hardware business, Spotify prompting subscribers to switch from App Store payments, Facebook's ad click statistics change, and what does your 'pooface' look like?


#108: Unrecognizable Porn

July 8, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about verified profiles on Tinder, Twitter's porn detection system, the new Facebook 'friends' icon, and Russia's official campaign on taking selfies safely.


#107: Push For Picnic

July 7, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Apple stores revamping third-party accessory boxes, Twitter's bribe for your birthdate, Microsoft's Tossup app, and a butler service for picnics.


#106: Poop Mortars

July 6, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Google's new carpooling service, Amazon's "Prime Day", GoPro's smallest camera ever, an app to donate your table scraps, and fireworks filled with feces.


#105: Pay With Your Face

July 3, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Reddit's moderator protest, Uber turmoil in France, MasterCard's facial recognition payments, and an airport that offers a "climate portal".


#104: Ad Blocking Helmets

July 2, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Facebook's new video ads, Mark Zuckerberg flaunting internet lasers, Google Photos' racist tagging flub, and the most exclusive website on the internet.


#103: Requests For Dick

July 1, 2015 at 8:45AM •

I rant about Apple Music's Beats 1 radio, Sprint's new 'all-in' plan, Dick Costolo's parting words about Twitter, and fueling commercial airlines with animal poop.


#102: Leap Second Party

June 30, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Apple Music's interface, Google's search practices getting slammed, Facebook tweaking its video analytics, and the looming leap second coming today.


#101: Dick Pic Coffee

June 29, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Google's chatbots, an internet kill switch for your hotel room, a 3D printer for your coffee, and the halt of animal poop-shaped candy sales at Disney World.


#100: Poop Russian Roulette

June 26, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about T-Mobile's 'Jump! on Demand' plan, Amazon opening up 'Echo' technology to manufacturers, and a device to flash emojis at other drivers on the road.