The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#119: Who Is Boubacar?

July 29, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Twitter's product woes, Google+ dying, Apple Music user numbers, LinkedIn spam, and the massive outrage over the hunting death of a lion.


#118: Stop The Poop Shaming

July 27, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Twitter deleting stolen jokes, app download interstitials, Frontback shutting down, drug testing in e-sports, and how to poop properly.


#117: Poop Bankruptcy

July 24, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Amazon's market cap, Google Maps tracking, butt dialing privacy issues, and a 73-acre fire started by a cyclist's emergency dump.


#116: Algorithmic Cold War

July 23, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Apple's earnings report, Gawker's editorial implosion, Spotify's computer-generated playlists, and JFK's planned first-class animal airport terminal.


#115: Disrupting Authenticity

July 20, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Homejoy shutting down, the Beme "authentic" social media app, Ashley Madison website getting hacked, and a hitchhiking robot.


#114: Slop Coffee

July 17, 2015 at 10:00AM •

I rant about the latest Apple Watch commercials, Reddit's new content policies, Starbucks opening locations in poor neighborhoods, and a map of America's swear words.


#113: Dumb Baby Volcano

July 16, 2015 at 9:45AM •

I rant about the fallout from Amazon's Prime Day, Siri dialing the police for no reason, smartphones knowing when you're depressed, Japan's completely robot-staffed hotel, and what a baby's first poop says about their intelligence.


#112: People Rollbacks

July 15, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Amazon's Prime Day & Walmart's rival sale, Facebook's personal shopper service, the continuing saga at Reddit, Twitter investors duped by a fake news story, and criminals tracked down through their streaming media accounts.


#111: Robot Employment Program

July 13, 2015 at 10:15AM •

I rant about Ellen Pao's ousting as Reddit's CEO, Comcast's 'Stream' internet TV service, Microsoft's machine learning initiative, and trees with e-mail addresses.


#110: Spam Folder Prison

July 10, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Apple's new iPhone ad campaign, Uber battling the standing of class-action lawsuits, Gmail's AI-powered spam detection, and a whole new meaning to government waste.