The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.

#129: Mrs. Pooper

September 8, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about the imminent McDonald's all-day breakfast, NASA trying to turn poop into food, and a text messaging app exclusively for the toilet.

#128: The Parmigiano-Reggiano Of Dumps

August 13, 2015 at 10:00AM •

I rant about Twitter dropping character limit on direct messages, robot bartenders, robot lawn mowers, robot children, and a museum of historic toilets.

#127: Venereal Capital Disease

August 12, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Tinder's squabble with Vanity Fair, more details on the Zirtual shutdown, and how easy access to money is distorting the true nature of running a business.

#126: P Is For Poop

August 11, 2015 at 8:45AM •

I rant about Google's 'Alphabet' restructuring, Zirtual shutting down, the morality of search algorithms, and a bird that lives off the waste of other animals.

#125: LOL Is BS

August 10, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Yelp listing emergency room wait times, expressing laughter on Facebook, live-streaming for illustrators, a subscription underwear service, and tracking diseases through airplane waste.

#124: Vulcan Rectal Pinch

August 7, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about the first GOP primary debate, Facebook's new live-streaming video feature, Pornhub Premium, and potty training the Vulcan way.

#123: Turdinator Reloaded

August 5, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about AT&T's cellular outage, banning the gun emoji, a drone dropping drugs into a prison yard, and a vigilante who catches those who don't pick up after their dog.

#122: Poop Bag Monopoly

August 4, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Twitter's experimental 'news' tab, GIF keyboards raising venture capital, solving income inequality through tipping, an entrepreneur taking advantage of plastic bag bans, and the most amazing gas station bathroom in the world.

#121: #RobotLivesMatter

August 3, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Google tracking foot traffic at businesses, fake Facebook user names in Germany, parental tech support as a service, and a robot destroyed attempting to hitchhike across the U.S.

#120: Weaponized Pigeon Cloud

July 31, 2015 at 10:15AM •

I rant about Amazon's proposed drone "fly zone", Yahoo Livetext, Windows 10 solitaire ads, Uber recruiting senior citizen drivers, and pooping a hole-in-one.