The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.

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14: Don't Trust Anyone In A Tuxedo

February 23, 2015 at 11:00AM • Wiki Entry

I rant about the Oscars, wearable tomato dispensers, a social network for flatulence, tipping technology, and how not to piss me off in the self-checkout line at the supermarket.

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