The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



#220: Uber For Poop

July 29, 2016 at 2:15PM •

I rant about Apple earnings, Verizon buying Yahoo, Twitter's ad problem, and a pooper scooper app.


#218: Poopemon Go

July 12, 2016 at 3:30PM •

I rant about Pokemon Go, Amazon Prime Day, Tronc's plan to produce 2000+ videos a day, and a seagull drone that drops sunscreen on kids.


#217: Swipe For Ugly Money

July 8, 2016 at 3:15PM •

I rant about Snapchat Memories, Facebook working on an open-source cellular network, Yahoo's horrible deal with Mozilla, Bumble's business networking app, and the fecal habits of unborn babies.


#216: Pay To Poop

July 5, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Spotify's feud with Apple, Facebook's news feed algorithm change, and a fecal crime in New York City.


#215: Poop Self-Interest

June 27, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Brexit, Apple discontinuing the Thunderbolt Display, and the rumored removal of iPhone's audio jack.


#214: Poop Surveillance Camera

June 21, 2016 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Twitter's new Engage app, pre-roll ads on Vine videos, Tumblr adding live video, Walmart considering robotic shopping carts, and dog doo drama in Philadelphia.


#213: Billion Dollar Folder

June 16, 2016 at 5:00PM •

I rant about deleting pre-installed apps in iOS 10, Twitter's investment in SoundCloud, Facebook predicting the end of the written word, and a feud between two portable toilet companies.


#212: One More Poop Moment

June 15, 2016 at 5:00PM •

I rant about everything Apple announced at WWDC as well as Microsoft's acquisition of LinkedIn.


#211: Episode 211

June 9, 2016 at 4:00PM •

I rant about Apple's App Store changes including faster review times, subscriptions & search ads, and crack down on the stolen 9-foot inflatable poop in Spain.


#210: Poop Labor Camp

June 8, 2016 at 2:15PM •

I rant about Spain's crackdown on dog poop, tracking polar bear feces, the value of whale dung, Abe Lincoln's last bowel movement, and defecating on a self-checkout kiosk.