The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#61: Boobs, Floaters, and Other Toilet Goodies

May 12, 2015 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about an unquenchable thirst for sex, toilet porn, and weaponized vacuums. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#60: That's About Right

May 5, 2015 at 1:00AM • 50 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about virginity, premature ejaculation, and giant dicks. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail. PLEASE REDOWNLOAD FILE IF YOU'RE HAVING AUDIO ISSUES!


#59: The Doodie Fairy

April 27, 2015 at 12:45PM • 59 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about sex addiction, mommy scientists, and a doggy doodie surprise. Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#58: Guiyé

April 21, 2015 at 1:15PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about an annoying boyfriend, Minnesota gays, and kidney stones. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#57: Fabulous Fisting

April 13, 2015 at 1:30AM • 1 hour 13 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about fabulous fisting, polyamory, and Kentucky Fried Porn. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#56: The Brat and the Rat Ride the Urinicorn

April 7, 2015 at 1:00AM • 1 hour 4 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about adult bedwetting, long distance relationships, and getting groped in public. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#55: Like an Abortion at the Dentist

March 31, 2015 at 12:00AM • 1 hour 26 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about getting over an ex, flirting, and solving a dog's murder. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail. (Intro music issue fixed!)


#54: Hug and Roll

March 23, 2015 at 11:00PM • 1 hour 22 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the "three month curse," sex with unattractive women, and telling your boyfriend you like him. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#53: Uber: the New Meal on Wheels

March 17, 2015 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 10 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about a crazy phone girlfriend, a gay boyfriend, and the woman who'd fuck them all. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#52: Pregnant at 61 (Our One Year Anniversary Special)

March 10, 2015 at 2:30AM • 1 hour 35 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about a coworker love triangle, a problem dog, and your weird health questions. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.

This is our one year anniversary episode, so it's a full 90 minutes! We answer your health questions, plus regular questions, with the help of Brian Ahuja and Rachel Kaye.