The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#81: Syphilis on Wall Street

September 29, 2015 at 1:00AM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about funny girlfriends, erectile anxiety, and a deadly attraction. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#80: Sensual Pasta

September 22, 2015 at 7:30PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about vagina pain, sensual pasta, and old raisins. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#79: Crazy Ex-travaganza

September 14, 2015 at 11:00AM • 1 hour 22 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about your crazy exes, frightening vision boards, and the Safari of Destiny. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#78: When You Stop Being Human and Start Being a Hole

September 8, 2015 at 3:30AM • 1 hour 40 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about Janeane Garofalo, sour throat milk, and swapping genitals. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#77: Artisanal Water Bitches

September 1, 2015 at 4:45AM • 1 hour 24 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about cubed coffee, old man sperm, and artisanal water bitches. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#76: Schindler's Rape Mystery

August 25, 2015 at 3:45AM • 51 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about perpetual erections, old man sperm, and Schindler's rape mystery. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#75: #Brohole

August 18, 2015 at 2:00AM • 1 hour 33 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about broholes, lengthy urethras, and a fun new way to masturbate! Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#74: Hard Boiled Times

August 10, 2015 at 12:00AM • 1 hour 34 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about single penetration, double penetration, and the president emeritus of the New York maps society! Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#73: Breaking Brad: Part II

August 4, 2015 at 12:15PM • 1 hour 19 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about experimenting with mom, dad's bitchy girlfriend, and Breaking Brad: Part Two. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#72: Fat Condoleezza Rice

July 29, 2015 at 2:30AM • 48 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about a Photoshop nightmare, waiting until marriage, and a mystery boob job. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.