The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#200: Mystery Advice Theater 200: Part I

February 18, 2018 at 6:00PM • 58 minutes

This week (and next) we're answering mystery questions from past guest hosts and try to figure out who they are! The OG is here for that, of course, and Darren shares a story about accidentally texting a nude photo. This episodes ends on a surprising reveal for Richard. You'll have to tune in next week to find out what happens to Richard and who the mystery guest writers are! Or, if you check us out on YouTube you can watch it early. :D


#199: Harashment

February 18, 2018 at 12:00PM • 60 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the true cost of iPhone repair, special coffee flavors, and a loud gum-chewing coworker—with special guest Sam DeSurra. Next week: Darren returns for the 200th Awkward Human Anniversary Special!


#198: Super Oops

February 11, 2018 at 12:00PM • 1 hour 17 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about "micro-cheating," creepy stalkers, and accidentally coming on to your friends. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!


#197: Ménage of the Month

February 5, 2018 at 8:00AM • 1 hour 18 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about personality-shifting boyfriends, strange rejections, and the complications of diffidence. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

Special guest: Chelsea Beck, creator and host of the Ménage a Moi podcast!


#196: The Real Bob Larson Exorcism Experience (and Sex on/with the Moon?)

January 28, 2018 at 12:00PM • 1 hour 5 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about stupid in-laws, the sex lottery, and bullying your coworkers. Got questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for many options!

Special guest: Juliet Bennett Rylah

Special guest: Juliet Bennett Rylah


#195: The Wrong Reason to Have an Abortion

January 21, 2018 at 10:00PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about childhood friends with benefits, abortion pep talks, and emotional porn moments. Got questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for many options!


#194: Origin of the Floater

December 22, 2017 at 7:00PM • 60 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about smelly foot friends, frequent pooping, and bloody buttholes. Got a question/comment/story/whatever? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!


#193: Milk Grandma

December 17, 2017 at 7:00PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about virgin kissers, ignorant dog training, and anchor hocking obsession. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!


#192: Thanksgiving Part II: Sexy Vertibrumbs

December 10, 2017 at 7:45PM • 60 minutes

This week we're continuing last week's agenda, but with a special book reading at the end! Question/comment/story/whatever? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

NOTE: We have a SUILF winner! We recorded this episode at the same time as 191, so we'll announce the results on episode 193. :)


#191: Thanksgiving Part I: SUILF

December 3, 2017 at 8:00PM • 57 minutes

This Awkward week (and next) we're talking about the Amazon borrowing program, a confused part-time girlfriend, and storage unit sex. Question/comment/story/whatever? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!