The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#111: Pink Cheeks and Anal Bleach

April 26, 2016 at 11:15AM • 1 hour 42 minutes

This awkward week we're getting our butts waxed, talking about anal bleach, always being right, and sleep Tourette's. Want to ask a question on the show? Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD.


#110: My Father the Retarded Narwhal

April 19, 2016 at 12:45PM • 1 hour 34 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about phantom voicemails, coffee addiction, and eating dog meat. We're also joined by special guests Mark Waters, Steven Garcia, and Adam Noel of the Gayme On! podcast.


#109: A Taint to Call Home

April 13, 2016 at 6:00PM • 1 hour 30 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about sexuality sleuthing, dating the TSA, and a magical lion's taint. Questions/stories/comments? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD.


#108: She Squirts First

April 5, 2016 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 30 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about female ejaculation, silent roommates, deleted conversations, and all white babies! Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD.


#107: Death by Sadness

March 28, 2016 at 12:45AM • 1 hour 29 minutes

This week we're talking about lube trouble, the worldwide cheese database, and consensual creep shots. Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or text/call 509-AWKWARD.


#106: Striking Oil

March 22, 2016 at 12:15PM • 1 hour 30 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the cross-race effect, fat girlfriends, and windchimes. Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!


#105: You Say Yes, Sir!

March 15, 2016 at 10:15AM • 1 hour 36 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about social anxieties, flirting with married men, and more pooping during sex—this time, with vaginas! Questions/comments? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWWKARD.


#104: The Anatomy of Apples and Oranges

March 8, 2016 at 2:30AM • 1 hour 19 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the bisexual's dilemma, doo-dooing the dishes, and juggling women. Questions/stories/comments? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!


#103: Always Be Dripping

March 1, 2016 at 1:30AM • 59 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about genetic romance, marriage pressure, and black tarry shit. Questions/stories/comments? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD.


#102: Go Blow Yourself Off a Cliff

February 23, 2016 at 12:45AM • 1 hour 19 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about underage zombies, traces of shit, HORIABLE things. Also, apparently it's rape week! Fun for all. Want to ask a question on the show? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!