The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#169: Is This Real Life?

June 15, 2017 at 9:00PM • 1 hour 6 minutes

This awkward week, we're talking about a kitten controversy, smelly kid feet, and the illusion of time! It's the OG crew this week, featuring the return of Darren Herczeg!


#168: Penis Elbow

June 5, 2017 at 6:15PM • 1 hour 6 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about masturbatory sports medicine, butt smell, and the meaning of life! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special guest: Will Sterling, creator and host of the Motivation Report.


#167: How Moist Is Your Mom?

May 29, 2017 at 12:00PM • 1 hour 21 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about your mother's crabs, mind-fucking your dog, and caper cologne. Questions/comments/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

Special guest: Paul Shaw (co-host of the upcoming podcast Sex Safari!)


#166: Hacked

May 24, 2017 at 5:00AM • 1 hour 29 minutes

IMPORTANT: We were hacked and almost completely wiped out financially. We need your help. We're not asking for money, just a small act of kindness. Please visit hacked.awkwardhuman.com for more information.

This awkward week we're talking about ugly photogenics, gay love triangles, and what penises feel like in vaginas (as if any of us know). Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!

Special Guest: Ceci Granados


#165: Paleo Pete and the Mystery of the Poop Trance

May 15, 2017 at 12:00AM • 1 hour 29 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about shifty eyes, sleep pooping, and asbestos—it's what's for dinner! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special Guest: Tommy Honton (Adam's cohost on Supercharged)


#164: Pirates of the Orgasmic Ocean: The Curse of Peg Leg Pauline

May 8, 2017 at 6:00PM • 1 hour 15 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about clogging a shared toilet, dildo pirates, and who stole the cookies from the cookie freezer. Want to ask a question on the show? Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email.


#163: Facials Are All Fun and Games Until Somebody Cums in an Eyeball

May 1, 2017 at 6:15PM • 1 hour 25 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about nazi cakes, unknown names, complicated lies, and the science of eyeball cum. Comments/questions/stories? Call or text us at 509-AWKWARD or email at awkward.email.


#162: Cumming Between Friends

April 24, 2017 at 5:45PM • 1 hour 15 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the cost of affluence, asexual discovery, and putting your best friend in your spank bank. Want to ask a question on the show? Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email

Guest: Malcolm Kellner


#161: Chest Humping

April 16, 2017 at 5:00PM • 1 hour 17 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about mixed signals, dating leagues, and chest humping. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#160: The Red Pill

April 16, 2017 at 2:45AM • 1 hour 25 minutes

This week we're taking the red pill (and spitting it back out), and talking about unwanted attention, revolving open relationships, and talking to boys. Questions/comments/stories/unexplained substances you need to identify? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email in your web browser!

It's the OG crew today! Darren's back to talk about one of his favorite things: the red pill subreddit.