The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#144: Welcome to the Fuchur

December 20, 2016 at 12:15PM • 1 hour 5 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about bedridden spouses, colon meat, crusties, and the 22nd century! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options.


#143: Klegmania and the Fuchur

December 9, 2016 at 2:45PM • 1 hour 5 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about our absence, Klegman sounds, sex space utilization, and central-European hairy-ness. Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email to send us questions/stories/whatever else you like!


#142: Love Farts (with Cards Against Humanity)

December 12, 2016 at 11:30AM • 1 hour 22 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about love farts, apitherapy, and fat homosexuals. Special guests: Creators/writers of Cards Against Humanity Max Temkin, Jo Feldman, and Julia Weiss.

Call/text questions/comments/stories to 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#141: The Pubic Dolphin Emerges

December 4, 2016 at 9:45PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about a crazy lawsuit, hungry ex-boyfriends, and dick hair. Special guest: Cjay (@CjayLyfe)

Call/text questions/comments/stories to 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#140: Caucasian Discrimination

November 30, 2016 at 3:45PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about caucasian discrimination, pansexuality, and more threesomes!

Call/text questions/comments/stories to 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#139: Klegman's Ransom

November 29, 2016 at 3:00AM • 8 minutes

The Ghost of Broken Promises addresses the listeners. You have 48 hours to comply with his demands.


#138: The Pegging Continuum

October 30, 2016 at 9:30PM • 1 hour 35 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about beautiful man boobs, bewildered bisexuals, and a plethora of pegging predicaments. Questions/comments/stories/Klegmans? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!

Special guest: Ceci Granados


#137: Uh Oh Spaghetti-O, Motha F$%&@!

October 26, 2016 at 12:45PM • 1 hour 13 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about coworkers of the office, ladies giving handjobs, and Jesus vs. bisexuality. Questions/comments/stories/KLEGMANS?!?!? Call 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email if you don't have the Klegmans to call us. ????


#136: This or That: To Eat or Poop a Pinecone

October 16, 2016 at 7:00PM • 1 hour 34 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about Todd Problems™, fat lesbian lovers, and the bonus hole boys. Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options.

Special guests: Chris, Danielle, and Josh from the This or That podcast!


#135: Daddy Issues

October 10, 2016 at 6:15AM • 1 hour 44 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about daddy issues, beating up your boyfriend, and negotiating threesomes. Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD, visit awkward.email, or write questions@awkwardhuman.com!

Special guest: Ashley Manta