The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#20: F****** in Mr. Smiley

July 29, 2014 at 10:30PM • 1 hour 10 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about a haunted v**a, who should grab the check at dinner, and the life of a phone s operator.


#19: Group Therapy

July 22, 2014 at 1:30PM • 57 minutes

This week we're talking about ugly friends, workplace gossip, and how to treat erectile dysfunction.


#18: Big D*** B****

July 15, 2014 at 1:15PM • 1 hour 10 minutes

This week we're talking about housekeepers cleaning dos, an abortion-loving mom, and barbecued sn. Also, an exciting interview with TS Madison!


#17: D*** in a Box

July 8, 2014 at 12:30PM • 60 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about a boyfriend who wants to have s** with a UPS package, an annoying hoarder, and what it's like to transition from male to female.


#16: The Small P**** Champion of 2014

July 1, 2014 at 4:00PM • 49 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about hot, sweaty fat folds, saying no to syphilis, and a girlfriend addicted to pie. Also a small p**** pageant.


#15: M*********** for Puppies

June 24, 2014 at 1:15AM • 52 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about using puppies as leverage for a h*, crying during s, and sphincter replacements. We're also talking to a proctologist's assistant to learn all about the crazy s that can happen with your butt.


#14: Erotic Photos on an Alaskan Pipeline

June 17, 2014 at 1:45PM • 1 hour 7 minutes

This week on the podcast, we're talking about s*** photos, awkward dancers, and the life of a rent boy.


#13: How to Carry Your Poop on the Subway

June 10, 2014 at 1:45PM • 41 minutes

This week on the podcast we’re talking about accidentally buying porn on Craigslist, bringing your poop to work, s******* deviant daughters and more.


#12: Go F*** at the Manatee's Aquarium

June 3, 2014 at 11:45AM • 57 minutes

This week on the podcast how many steps your FitBit thinks it takes to reach orgasm, gay rent boys, and one place where you should never have s**.


#11: Professors Watching P*** and Ticklish Nubs

May 27, 2014 at 6:45AM • 56 minutes

Welcome to the awkward human survival guide. This week on the podcast we’re talking about loud m*******tors, professors watching p***, and ticklish vestigial nubs.