The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#165: Paleo Pete and the Mystery of the Poop Trance

May 15, 2017 at 12:00AM • 1 hour 29 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about shifty eyes, sleep pooping, and asbestos—it's what's for dinner! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special Guest: Tommy Honton (Adam's cohost on Supercharged)


#164: Pirates of the Orgasmic Ocean: The Curse of Peg Leg Pauline

May 8, 2017 at 6:00PM • 1 hour 15 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about clogging a shared toilet, dildo pirates, and who stole the cookies from the cookie freezer. Want to ask a question on the show? Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email.


#163: Facials Are All Fun and Games Until Somebody Cums in an Eyeball

May 1, 2017 at 6:15PM • 1 hour 25 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about nazi cakes, unknown names, complicated lies, and the science of eyeball cum. Comments/questions/stories? Call or text us at 509-AWKWARD or email at awkward.email.


#162: Cumming Between Friends

April 24, 2017 at 5:45PM • 1 hour 15 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the cost of affluence, asexual discovery, and putting your best friend in your spank bank. Want to ask a question on the show? Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email

Guest: Malcolm Kellner


#161: Chest Humping

April 16, 2017 at 5:00PM • 1 hour 17 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about mixed signals, dating leagues, and chest humping. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#160: The Red Pill

April 16, 2017 at 2:45AM • 1 hour 25 minutes

This week we're taking the red pill (and spitting it back out), and talking about unwanted attention, revolving open relationships, and talking to boys. Questions/comments/stories/unexplained substances you need to identify? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email in your web browser!

It's the OG crew today! Darren's back to talk about one of his favorite things: the red pill subreddit.


#159: The Domino Effect: HPV Edition

April 5, 2017 at 3:00AM • 1 hour 23 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about talking about bisexual Mormons, introverted sex, and HPV! Got questions/answers/comments/stories/etceteras? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for every option!


#158: The Unflushable Shituation

March 26, 2017 at 8:00PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about more bisexual bridesmaids, passing odors, and the unflushable shituation! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

Special guests: IUD Girl (Lindsay Bring) and IUD Guy (John Bring)


#157: Three Awkward Years: Part II

March 22, 2017 at 12:00AM • 59 minutes

This awkward week we're continuing our third year anniversary special and talking about possessive ex-boyfriends, autistic cheese burps, and the coronation of a rice princess. Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!


#156: Three Awkward Years: Part I

March 14, 2017 at 12:00PM • 1 hour 15 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about bisexual bridesmaids, birthday placentas, and gay matchmaking! Also, it's our third year anniversary and it's going to take two episodes! This is part one, and Darren joins us for both. As always, visit awkward.email if you have questions!