The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#179: Game of Threes: A Song of Missile and Motor Oil

August 30, 2017 at 7:00PM • 1 hour 1 minute

This awkward week we're talking about embracing "the gay," convenient cum eating, and tire fires of the anus. Questions/comments/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

Special guest: Paul Shaw, co-host of our new Sex Safari podcast!


#178: Dowry of the Puss

August 21, 2017 at 2:00AM • 1 hour 20 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about boy pussy, mommy's panty raid, and when feline affection goes too far. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special Guest: Nobody, because she got in a car accident :(


#177: The Butt Whisperer

August 17, 2017 at 6:00PM • 1 hour 31 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about romance for Jack, lesbian age gaps, and managing post-breakup friends with benefits. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD! :)

Special Guest: Mark Waters of the GaymeOn Podcast


#176: Homeless Hotdogs and Titty Towels

August 6, 2017 at 7:45PM • 1 hour 20 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about omnisexuals, more HPV, and the gay youth! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!


#175: The Anal Book of Mormon

July 30, 2017 at 3:30PM • 1 hour 7 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about gun ownership, cake-based communication, anal for ladies, and the Book of Mormon! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD! Special guests: Jeffrey Jay (Comedian) and AJ Jackson (Saint Motel).


#174: Asexual Turd Twisters

July 27, 2017 at 10:00AM • 1 hour 6 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about asexual discovery, turd twisters, nasty step sisters, and Poo-Pourri! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD! Special guests: Jeffrey Jay (Comedian) and AJ Jackson (Saint Motel).


#173: A Dead Man's Foreskin

July 22, 2017 at 10:30AM • 1 hour 12 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about sweaty romance, un-circumcision, and tampon physics! Also, Darren's back! Got questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#172: A Penis That's a Hand Is Worth Five in the Bush

July 4, 2017 at 6:30PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about secret Tinder arrangements, cum laundry, and blowing Lady Gaga. Bonus: Erica calls Air Canada and saves $60! Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special Guest: Sarah Klegman!


#171: The Vagina People

June 29, 2017 at 11:45PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about piss jars, slut cups, and the complex tango of courtship. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special Guests: Fran and Mac!


#170: Hot Octopus

June 19, 2017 at 11:45PM • 1 hour 27 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about nude drawings, the great poverty debate, and hot octopussy. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special guests: Lindsay Bring (IUD Girl/Bring 1) and John Bring (IUD Guy/Bring 2)