The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#175: The Anal Book of Mormon

July 30, 2017 at 3:30PM • 1 hour 7 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about gun ownership, cake-based communication, anal for ladies, and the Book of Mormon! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD! Special guests: Jeffrey Jay (Comedian) and AJ Jackson (Saint Motel).


#174: Asexual Turd Twisters

July 27, 2017 at 10:00AM • 1 hour 6 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about asexual discovery, turd twisters, nasty step sisters, and Poo-Pourri! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD! Special guests: Jeffrey Jay (Comedian) and AJ Jackson (Saint Motel).


#173: A Dead Man's Foreskin

July 22, 2017 at 10:30AM • 1 hour 12 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about sweaty romance, un-circumcision, and tampon physics! Also, Darren's back! Got questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#172: A Penis That's a Hand Is Worth Five in the Bush

July 4, 2017 at 6:30PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about secret Tinder arrangements, cum laundry, and blowing Lady Gaga. Bonus: Erica calls Air Canada and saves $60! Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special Guest: Sarah Klegman!


#171: The Vagina People

June 29, 2017 at 11:45PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about piss jars, slut cups, and the complex tango of courtship. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special Guests: Fran and Mac!


#170: Hot Octopus

June 19, 2017 at 11:45PM • 1 hour 27 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about nude drawings, the great poverty debate, and hot octopussy. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special guests: Lindsay Bring (IUD Girl/Bring 1) and John Bring (IUD Guy/Bring 2)


#169: Is This Real Life?

June 15, 2017 at 9:00PM • 1 hour 6 minutes

This awkward week, we're talking about a kitten controversy, smelly kid feet, and the illusion of time! It's the OG crew this week, featuring the return of Darren Herczeg!


#168: Penis Elbow

June 5, 2017 at 6:15PM • 1 hour 6 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about masturbatory sports medicine, butt smell, and the meaning of life! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special guest: Will Sterling, creator and host of the Motivation Report.


#167: How Moist Is Your Mom?

May 29, 2017 at 12:00PM • 1 hour 21 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about your mother's crabs, mind-fucking your dog, and caper cologne. Questions/comments/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

Special guest: Paul Shaw (co-host of the upcoming podcast Sex Safari!)


#166: Hacked

May 24, 2017 at 5:00AM • 1 hour 29 minutes

IMPORTANT: We were hacked and almost completely wiped out financially. We need your help. We're not asking for money, just a small act of kindness. Please visit hacked.awkwardhuman.com for more information.

This awkward week we're talking about ugly photogenics, gay love triangles, and what penises feel like in vaginas (as if any of us know). Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!

Special Guest: Ceci Granados