The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.

#34: Shockhammer: Part II

November 4, 2014 at 11:30AM • 1 hour 30 minutes

This week is the Supercharged and Awkward podcast crossover special! Hosts from both shows are on to talk about awkward technology. If you haven't heard the first part yet, listen to it here:

#33: Admiral Doorman

October 28, 2014 at 11:00PM • 60 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about princess girlfriends, fighting for your significant other, and secret gays. Questions? Email or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.

#32: Geriatric Voyeurism

October 21, 2014 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This week we're talking about where homosexuals should live, how to cope with geriatric voyeurism, and loving a married man.

#31: Jesus and a Goat

October 14, 2014 at 1:00PM • 56 minutes

This week we're talking about talking to a childhood crush, a mooching friend, and a smart car-hating boyfriend.

#30: Diabetes Depression

October 7, 2014 at 5:00PM • 1 hour 9 minutes

This week we're talking about rectal mucus, a blotchy vagina, erotic fiction. If you've got an awkward Halloween story or a story about accidentally walking in on someone having sex, tell us in a voicemail at 323-456-3345 or send it to!

#29: The Funeral Pearl

October 1, 2014 at 11:15AM • 1 hour 3 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about a woman who hates that she loves it in the butt, a nosy son, and semen-soaked bed sheets.

#28: The Dr. Laura and Lionel Hour

September 23, 2014 at 3:00PM • 1 hour 10 minutes

This week we're answering questions from the Dr. Laura board game and interviewing singer-songwriter Lionel Gaiman.

#27: Deficient in Vitamin U

September 16, 2014 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 15 minutes

This week on the podcast we help a roommate solve a dispute with a hate-fueled neat freak, teach a college kid how to masturbate in the dorms, and learn about a new sex toy that literally fits like a glove.

#26: Aloha

September 9, 2014 at 12:45PM • 1 hour 6 minutes

This week on the podcast, we're talking about ticklish anuses, a possessive girlfriend, and empowered single ladies.

#25: Creeper's Anonymous

September 2, 2014 at 1:45AM • 1 hour 15 minutes

Allison and Rachel tell the tragic love story of Prestint and Shoshannah.