The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#29: The Funeral Pearl

October 1, 2014 at 11:15AM • 1 hour 3 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about a woman who hates that she loves it in the butt, a nosy son, and semen-soaked bed sheets.


#28: The Dr. Laura and Lionel Hour

September 23, 2014 at 3:00PM • 1 hour 10 minutes

This week we're answering questions from the Dr. Laura board game and interviewing singer-songwriter Lionel Gaiman.


#27: Deficient in Vitamin U

September 16, 2014 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 15 minutes

This week on the podcast we help a roommate solve a dispute with a hate-fueled neat freak, teach a college kid how to masturbate in the dorms, and learn about a new sex toy that literally fits like a glove.


#26: Aloha

September 9, 2014 at 12:45PM • 1 hour 6 minutes

This week on the podcast, we're talking about ticklish anuses, a possessive girlfriend, and empowered single ladies.


#25: Creeper's Anonymous

September 2, 2014 at 1:45AM • 1 hour 15 minutes

Allison and Rachel tell the tragic love story of Prestint and Shoshannah.


#24: Four Dates and a Funeral

August 26, 2014 at 12:00PM • 1 hour 17 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about taking your boyfriend to a funeral, an inactive sex life, and when your boss hooks you up with a racist.


#23: Spaghetti Straps in Her Boyfriend's Bedroom

August 19, 2014 at 7:00PM • 1 hour 6 minutes

Erica's mom accidentally shares Adam's sex toy review on Facebook, we attempt to solve the mystery of a sleep-masturbator, and help a woman decide whether or not to attempt to deep throat. Also, an interview with the creators of Music Vibes, the sex toys that vibrate to your tunes.


#22: Five Different Names for Man Part

August 12, 2014 at 10:45AM • 59 minutes

Richard and Adam get stuck eating brunch with an emotional birthday party, a young man doesn't know how to have his first homosexual experience, and several ways in which size sort of matters. Also, an interview with phone psychic Michael K.


#21: The Devil's D***

July 31, 2014 at 11:00PM • 1 hour 4 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about the dirty skin in your fat rolls, sex with cousins, and if Buddhists are going to hell.


#20: F****** in Mr. Smiley

July 29, 2014 at 10:30PM • 1 hour 10 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about a haunted v**a, who should grab the check at dinner, and the life of a phone s operator.