The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.

#44: Daddy's Little Hot Pocket

January 13, 2015 at 1:45AM • 1 hour 16 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about girls playing games, sex at Starbucks, and an overprotective father.

By the way! If you wanted to see Rob's special Christmas ornament mentioned on our holiday episode, check it out here.

#43: The Bank Robber

January 6, 2015 at 12:45PM • 57 minutes

Happy new year! This week we're talking about a bank robbing vagina, practical marriage, and bird-like exhibitionists.

#42: This Year in Aloha: Our Favorite Things

December 30, 2014 at 12:45PM • 1 hour 1 minute

In this last week of 2014, we're looking back on our favorite awkward moments of the year.

#41: Sparky's Christmas Limbs

December 23, 2014 at 1:15PM • 1 hour 13 minutes

This week on the Awkward podcast, we're talking about wishing for hookups, gay virgins, and your awkward holiday stories. Want to ask a question on the show? Email or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.

#40: A Rocket in Your Box

December 16, 2014 at 3:00AM • 1 hour 29 minutes

This week's awkward topics include raising twins, stealing from your coworker, finding a suitable gay boyfriend. If you've got a question, send it on over to or call 323-456-3345! Also, share your awkward holiday stories with us.

#39: Abusive Flatulence: The Poetic Novella

December 9, 2014 at 2:00AM • 58 minutes

This week on the Awkward Human Survival Guide, we're talking about befriending your enemies, disclosing STDs, and escaping wallflower status.

#38: The Mile Low Club

December 3, 2014 at 4:00AM • 1 hour 11 minutes

Happy Thanksgiving last week! This week we're talking about the mile low club, pooping at the laundromat, and a straight Lady GaGa fan.

#37: Mr. Edgasm

November 25, 2014 at 12:45PM • 57 minutes

This week on the Awkward Human Survival Guide we're talking about calling people fat, swallowing semen, and how to deal with looking like a dead guy.

#36: Squirt

November 18, 2014 at 1:15PM • 1 hour 3 minutes

This week we're talking about what to say when you come, a relationship in limbo, and several unfortunate updates!

#35: Bang Bus for Hire

November 11, 2014 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 20 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about secretly hitting on your crush, speed dating woes, and hiring a bang bus.