The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#39: Abusive Flatulence: The Poetic Novella

December 9, 2014 at 2:00AM • 58 minutes

This week on the Awkward Human Survival Guide, we're talking about befriending your enemies, disclosing STDs, and escaping wallflower status.


#38: The Mile Low Club

December 3, 2014 at 4:00AM • 1 hour 11 minutes

Happy Thanksgiving last week! This week we're talking about the mile low club, pooping at the laundromat, and a straight Lady GaGa fan.


#37: Mr. Edgasm

November 25, 2014 at 12:45PM • 57 minutes

This week on the Awkward Human Survival Guide we're talking about calling people fat, swallowing semen, and how to deal with looking like a dead guy.


#36: Squirt

November 18, 2014 at 1:15PM • 1 hour 3 minutes

This week we're talking about what to say when you come, a relationship in limbo, and several unfortunate updates!


#35: Bang Bus for Hire

November 11, 2014 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 20 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about secretly hitting on your crush, speed dating woes, and hiring a bang bus.


#34: Shockhammer: Part II

November 4, 2014 at 11:30AM • 1 hour 30 minutes

This week is the Supercharged and Awkward podcast crossover special! Hosts from both shows are on to talk about awkward technology. If you haven't heard the first part yet, listen to it here: http://5by5.tv/supercharged/27


#33: Admiral Doorman

October 28, 2014 at 11:00PM • 60 minutes

This week on the podcast we're talking about princess girlfriends, fighting for your significant other, and secret gays. Questions? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#32: Geriatric Voyeurism

October 21, 2014 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This week we're talking about where homosexuals should live, how to cope with geriatric voyeurism, and loving a married man.


#31: Jesus and a Goat

October 14, 2014 at 1:00PM • 56 minutes

This week we're talking about talking to a childhood crush, a mooching friend, and a smart car-hating boyfriend.


#30: Diabetes Depression

October 7, 2014 at 5:00PM • 1 hour 9 minutes

This week we're talking about rectal mucus, a blotchy vagina, erotic fiction. If you've got an awkward Halloween story or a story about accidentally walking in on someone having sex, tell us in a voicemail at 323-456-3345 or send it to questions@awkwardhuman.com!