The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#69: You Say Pecan, I Say Pee Can

July 7, 2015 at 7:45PM • 1 hour 28 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about farting in a relationship, masturbating with tampons, and cum rags—again. Also, an interview with Dodger's character and entertainment correspondent Evan Sean Burke. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#68: Introduction to Bromantic Philosophy

June 30, 2015 at 1:00AM • 1 hour 35 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about high core body temperatures, bro philosophy, and revenge! Also, an interview with the mysterious Jaken regarding his former hernia. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#67: Toenails and Tampons

June 23, 2015 at 5:15PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about toenail etiquette, frequent orgasms, and cleaning your butt. Also, a long overdue shout out to Sage! (In case I forget to actually do it in the show again.) Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#66: Like If Donald Trump Was a Foot

June 15, 2015 at 2:15AM • 1 hour 3 minutes

This awkward weird we're talking about impossible fetishes, angry parents, and dating a drug dealer. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#65: Love and Patricide

June 9, 2015 at 3:30AM • 1 hour 16 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about a gum addiction, an unfortunate hunting accident, and frequent sexting. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#64: Arby's Girl

June 2, 2015 at 3:30PM • 60 minutes

This awkward week we're choosing between two women, defining "farting etiquette," and sanitizing male sex toys. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#63: I Pity the Fool

May 26, 2015 at 4:30PM • 58 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about getting over your ex, monogrammed sex towels, and rule 34. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#62: Sex Karate

May 19, 2015 at 5:45PM • 1 hour 4 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about stupid dealbreakers, an affair with a smartphone, and erotic punching. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#61: Boobs, Floaters, and Other Toilet Goodies

May 12, 2015 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about an unquenchable thirst for sex, toilet porn, and weaponized vacuums. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#60: That's About Right

May 5, 2015 at 1:00AM • 50 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about virginity, premature ejaculation, and giant dicks. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail. PLEASE REDOWNLOAD FILE IF YOU'RE HAVING AUDIO ISSUES!