The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#225: Cucooking and Organisming

September 30, 2018 at 11:00PM • 1 hour 4 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about tourette syndrome, neighbor affairs, Russian satanism, and being less overwhelming with special guest Darren Herczeg!


#224: Momfrontation

September 13, 2018 at 1:00PM • 60 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about clingy exes, a pair of anuses, and long lost moms!


#223: A Fine Pussage

September 9, 2018 at 2:00PM • 54 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about first gay boyfriends, drunk and desirable, and buttery lies!


#222: Deja Vu

September 2, 2018 at 3:00PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This awkward week we're cramming almost two shows into one because we the two shows we recorded got messed up! Fortunately, we're joined by the always funny Anayat and Kevin (hosts of the "Who's the A-hole?" podcast) to make the show feel new again. (For us. It's obviously going to be new for you!) Also, the blanket winner has been chosen—finally!


#221: Chicken-Titted

August 28, 2018 at 4:00PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about a different kind of therapy, crying during sex, and dolphin blow hole rape with special guest Maureen Duncan! (Also, sorry, we've had some technical issues recently but the show should be back on schedule now!)


#220: Old Car Jizz

August 5, 2018 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 12 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about leaky penises, a musty puss, strangers in the absence of benefits, and organically-scented resumes with special guest Darren Herczeg!


#219: The Oclophobia Boat

August 2, 2018 at 2:15PM • 56 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the oclophobia boat, penis envy goals, and toilet vagina with special guest Stewart Wade!


#218: No Sheep in My Butt!

July 24, 2018 at 12:00PM • 1 hour 5 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about awkward shorties, motivation's origin, and genital upkeep with special guest Darren Herczeg!


#217: Lick That Cupcake!

July 15, 2018 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 10 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about facial feedback, cake eating, the opposite of death, and secret sexuality speculation with special guest Sam DeSurra!


#216: Tickle Her Elmo

June 11, 2018 at 4:00PM • 1 hour 1 minute

This awkward week we're talking about mothers and muppets, cum shakes, and a controversial secret with special guests Lindsay Bring and John Bring! Note: this episode is a continuation (part two) of episode 215, so make sure you listen to that one first or you might be a little confused!