The Awkward Human Survival Guide

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Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.

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57: Fabulous Fisting

April 13, 2015 at 1:30AM • 1 hour 13 minutes • Wiki Entry

This awkward week we're talking about fabulous fisting, polyamory, and Kentucky Fried Porn. Want to ask a question on the show? Email [email protected] or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.

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Awkward Situation of the Week: A condom breaks on Erica and Darren and Adam attend a fisting workshop.

This Week's Questions:

  • Mikey asks, "You totally don't have to read this on the podcast, but I had to share because it's funny. Last week when you mentioned Erica's mom microwaving socks, you triggered an early childhood memory that I had forgotten about! So when I was about 5, sometime around the winter of 1991. I told my dad my feet were cold, and he goes "oh! You should just microwave your socks!" And I was like "oh really?!" And he told me to just take them off and put them in for one minute. I remember him standing back and watching me with a big smile(shit eating grin, as I know it now) on his face, I pressed start and a few seconds later watched my socks burst into flames! All the while my dad is standing behind me laughing his ass off! I freaked out, and panicked like most five year olds would do, and he was just like "well, looks like you need some new socks!". I don't remember if he actually bought me warmer socks or not."
  • Anonymous (M) asks, "I have what I call a 'problem fetish' because it is not one that I can do morally, probably. But maybe you guys have ideas b/c I know if I just do it I am crossing lines. In summary, I save my semen in a vial with a dropper and like to distribute small amounts in public places or really anywhere that is not my flat. I want to know if there is a way I can possibly enjoy this without making anyone uncomfortable, even though I like that part. That is part of the fun. I know this sounds awfully silly, but it is important to my sexual well-being and I want to find a way to do it, but in as proper a way as I can manage."
  • Anonymous (SF/20) asks, "There is this guy I like, but I used to not like him. Like we were friends during high school and he told me he loved me in junior year but I turned him down. He took it well though, because he told me he's disappointed I don't love him too but if we can still be friends then he can be happy. So now it is a lot later, like four years, and I think I love him. He was dating my other friend for awhile but she says she's gonna break up with him. So I think I should tell him how I feel but there are also those other issues, if you have some advice."
  • Evan (24/GM) asks, "Aloha guys (and Erica). I am in a predicament. I have a boyfriend that is very annoying. We've been together for almost a year. He is fucking hot. Best sex ever. I'm 24 and think I got my shit together, but he's 29 and he is immature for his age. He does not know how to let things go or STFU when he should. It's not just with me, but lots of people. If someone is talking about a political topic or whatever people might argue about (even about actors and if they're any good, for example) then he will get into it and not understand that other people around him are really annoyed. Like, he gives his opinion and then people will try to change the subject but he'll keep going on about it to the point where I just want to punch him because he's making everybody uncomfortable. He does this with me when we have an argument about anything. He's just daft. I want to tell him to get out of my face but he gets pissy if I get pissy. So I just don't know how to explain to him that he is annoying to everyone. He's a nice guy outside of this thing. I don't want to leave him and not just because I'll probably never have better sex ever in my whole life. But I really want this to stop."

Special Segment: Interview with Erica Dierkes, polyamorous woman and hypnotherapist.

Final Thoughts: Mattheous notifies us of porn at KFC.

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