The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



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Different Cat Different Bread

205: Different Cat Different Bread

April 8, 2018 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 17 minutes • Wiki Entry

This awkward week we're talking about pussy power wash, cat breading crumbs and surrogate partners. Got a question/comment/story/whatever? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit http://awkward.email for more options!





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Special guests: Emiko Yoshikami

Questions!

Mathæyós: "I believe the way it worked was the chat bots would do the Internet work and if they meet up it was escorts or hookers. I think I heard that, at least. Regards, Mathæyós"

Todd: "My girl has got into cat breadding and it's leaving crumbs everywhere. I try talking sense into her but she won't clean it up. We don't live together and only got together like eight months ago but still. I get to her place and it's got bread chunks all over. She says it's her place and the cat will eat it. Her mom pays her rent and the cat is anorexic. The cat looks like a bag of skin. She takes pics and it's like a disease. Nobody likes her pics. Do I have to break up with her?"

Hosea: "Hello my awkward lovelies, I gotta quickie for ya! This erotic dream gets all up in me on the reg where I'm like Marilyn Monroe in the air vent dress scenario but instead of air I get blasted by a garden hose. Question: is it safe? The dreams and exquisite."