The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



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18: Big D*** B****

July 15, 2014 at 1:15PM • 1 hour 10 minutes • Wiki Entry

This week we're talking about housekeepers cleaning dos, an abortion-loving mom, and barbecued sn. Also, an exciting interview with TS Madison!




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Awkward Situation of the Week: When your housekeeper finds your anal sex pamphlets and comically giant d***o, what does she think?

This Week's Questions:

  • Panit asks, "My boyfriend always poops after s** and I don't find this very romantic. How do I ask him to stop?"
  • Mindy asks, "My daughter is pregnant. She's 17 and her boyfriend's a little scumbag. She doesn't know I know and I found out by digging through the trash. I saw something unusual stuck in a toilet paper roll and I found a positive test. I have so many questions because I don't even know where to start. How do I tell her I found the used test? What do I say to her about the pregnancy? She needs to get an abortion or this will ruin her life. She's going to college! How do I explain that to her?"
  • Dave asks, "I found j*** in my barbeque. I smelled it, I'm sure. I have some theories. 1) It was a friend playing a joke. 2) Some kids got drunk and snuck into the backyard and s******* inside it. There was a lot, so it may or may not have come (pun intended) from one person. 3) It's animal j***, like from a raccoon or a squirrel. Should I do anything? Should I just clean it up and forget about it? It's hard to forget."
  • Jamie asks, "I have adult ADHD and am a victim of impulsiveness. I get distracted quite easily by someone on the street, or by a random thought, or even a connecting thought during a conversation. As a result of my disorder, I say what's on my mind in the moment. I don't care to but it spills out of me regardless. How can I gain more control? How do I recover after an embarrassing statement? Sometimes they are rather vulgar."
  • Gabourey Sidibe asks, "How do you tell a driver that you'd rather listen to the radio, than hear him complain about his mortgage payments?"

Special Segment: Interview with TS Madison, recording artist, the big dick bitch, and awesome person.

Final Thoughts: A letter from Delson of the Shenzhen Wangjing Printing Company: "We all know, money comes and gone, the most valuable in one’s life is healthy, I got a phone call from my friends last night, he complained me about the pressure of his work, and he can’t even bear it. Actually, it represents you are struggling , while compared to those who already gone through, our pressure means nothing, we had just gone through 1/3 or 1/4 of our whole life. So when sense pressure comes, take a break and deep breath before continue advancing. June comes, Wish all of my best friends lives good life."