The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



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16: The Small P**** Champion of 2014

July 1, 2014 at 4:00PM • 49 minutes • Wiki Entry

This week on the podcast we're talking about hot, sweaty fat folds, saying no to syphilis, and a girlfriend addicted to pie. Also a small p**** pageant.

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Awkward Situation of the Week: Adam's penis makes a full recovery and immediately causes a not-so-w** and uncomfortably s**ual dream.

This Week's Questions:

  • Wrenz asks, "Could the world have been better if bacon were picked from trees, and pizza grew from pots?"
  • Ronald asks, "My girlfriend recently gained a lot of weight from eating pie constantly. I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little chubbier but I’m genuinely concerned about her health. How do I talk to her about this without sounding like an a**hole?"
  • Arun asks, "Is it justified for a guy to offer his hand as pillow to a girl whom he just considers a friend?"
  • Fred asks, "I'm a straight guy. You can call me Fred. This girl keeps texting me about hooking up and I tell her no over and over because my friend f***** her and got syphilis. I don't wanna be like 'b**** you got syphilis' but she won't leave me alone. Should I block her or tell her the truth, or is there some other option?"
  • JRR Tolkien asks, "I wanna f***my girlfriend's hot, sweaty fat folds. I love her fat body and I want to f*** all of it all over. I never said I like her cuz she's fat, so what can I do?"

Special Segment: Interview with Raj Gupta, Mr. Small P**** Brooklyn

Final Thoughts: Erica almost accidentally sends her questions for Raj to someone at work with absolutely no context.