The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#148: Recipes, Please!

January 17, 2017 at 1:45AM • 1 hour 11 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about semi-suicidal tendencies, our favorite recipes, and becoming the Queen of England or a mummy? Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD to use your lovely voice or texting fingers!

Guest: Lindsay "IUD Girl" Bring


#147: Droopy Dog's Fancy New Vagina

January 12, 2017 at 7:00PM • 1 hour 26 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the 10-minute man, shitting the bed, and droopy transgender vaginas. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

Guest: Tommy Honton


#146: Bernice the Rice Princess Rides the Struggle Bus

January 3, 2017 at 12:00AM • 1 hour 36 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about awkward texts, efficient vagina lubrication, and the rice princess. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!

Special Guests: Fran and Rice to Riches!


#145: Protein Pants

December 27, 2016 at 2:30AM • 1 hour 27 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about huffing farts, the war on drugs, and protein pants. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options.

Special guests: Lindsay and John (IUD girl and guy)!


#144: Welcome to the Fuchur

December 20, 2016 at 12:15PM • 1 hour 5 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about bedridden spouses, colon meat, crusties, and the 22nd century! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options.


#143: Klegmania and the Fuchur

December 9, 2016 at 2:45PM • 1 hour 5 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about our absence, Klegman sounds, sex space utilization, and central-European hairy-ness. Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email to send us questions/stories/whatever else you like!


#142: Love Farts (with Cards Against Humanity)

December 12, 2016 at 11:30AM • 1 hour 22 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about love farts, apitherapy, and fat homosexuals. Special guests: Creators/writers of Cards Against Humanity Max Temkin, Jo Feldman, and Julia Weiss.

Call/text questions/comments/stories to 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#141: The Pubic Dolphin Emerges

December 4, 2016 at 9:45PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about a crazy lawsuit, hungry ex-boyfriends, and dick hair. Special guest: Cjay (@CjayLyfe)

Call/text questions/comments/stories to 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#140: Caucasian Discrimination

November 30, 2016 at 3:45PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about caucasian discrimination, pansexuality, and more threesomes!

Call/text questions/comments/stories to 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#139: Klegman's Ransom

November 29, 2016 at 3:00AM • 8 minutes

The Ghost of Broken Promises addresses the listeners. You have 48 hours to comply with his demands.