The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#115: Cherries: You Can't Pop Just One (the Same Way)

May 24, 2016 at 10:00PM • 1 hour 9 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about virginity, virginity, and more virginity. Questions/comments/stories/hot dogs? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#114: Filtered Farts

May 17, 2016 at 9:15PM • 1 hour 49 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about odorless farts, secret brain tumors, heartbreaking toilets, and Catholic kittens. With special guest Will Sterling! Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#113: Wet Goddess

May 10, 2016 at 7:30PM • 1 hour 31 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about artistic passions, fruit fuckers, overcoming ugliness, and dolphin romance. Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email.


#112: Douche to the Max!

May 3, 2016 at 5:30PM • 1 hour 44 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about extreme douching, the fear of fruit trees, polite rejection, a basement universe, and scripted phone sex. Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#111: Pink Cheeks and Anal Bleach

April 26, 2016 at 11:15AM • 1 hour 42 minutes

This awkward week we're getting our butts waxed, talking about anal bleach, always being right, and sleep Tourette's. Want to ask a question on the show? Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD.


#110: My Father the Retarded Narwhal

April 19, 2016 at 12:45PM • 1 hour 34 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about phantom voicemails, coffee addiction, and eating dog meat. We're also joined by special guests Mark Waters, Steven Garcia, and Adam Noel of the Gayme On! podcast.


#109: A Taint to Call Home

April 13, 2016 at 6:00PM • 1 hour 30 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about sexuality sleuthing, dating the TSA, and a magical lion's taint. Questions/stories/comments? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD.


#108: She Squirts First

April 5, 2016 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 30 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about female ejaculation, silent roommates, deleted conversations, and all white babies! Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD.


#107: Death by Sadness

March 28, 2016 at 12:45AM • 1 hour 29 minutes

This week we're talking about lube trouble, the worldwide cheese database, and consensual creep shots. Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or text/call 509-AWKWARD.


#106: Striking Oil

March 22, 2016 at 12:15PM • 1 hour 30 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the cross-race effect, fat girlfriends, and windchimes. Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!