The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#213: Your Erica Is Ready

June 10, 2018 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 25 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about ourselves for way too long! But also, we manage to answer one question in the end about conflicting sex drives.


#212: First Daints

June 7, 2018 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 9 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about granderpants, the car mystery solution, buying Erica, stranger lending etiquette (part two), and intergenerational first dates with special guest Darren Herczeg!


#211: Flat Earth, Flat Universe, Plumpy Birgina

May 28, 2018 at 10:00AM • 1 hour 9 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about Pet Cemetery Plot Predicaments, Neuro-drug Cocktails, and Penis Whitening!


#210: Building a Mystery

May 20, 2018 at 5:00PM • 1 hour 7 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about Richard's Threat, Erica for Sale, Blanket Reviews, Uncomfortable Hoarding Discoveries, and Drippy Penises with special guest Michael Cobian!


#209: BFF: Business, Fighting, and Fucking

May 13, 2018 at 7:00PM • 60 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about Gay Sugar Baby Cluster: Part II, Winning Back Your Ex, and Relationship Recycling with special guest Darren Herczeg!


#208: The Abu Dhabi Bar Mitzvah

May 6, 2018 at 5:00PM • 1 hour 36 minutes

Adam Valen Levinson joins us this awkward week to discuss his book the Abu Dhabi Bar Mitzvah. Also, office anxieties, downgrading your charisma for her, and pseudo-active digits.


#207: Oops, I Found God in Korea!

April 29, 2018 at 3:00PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about Darren's favorite anti-teen sex PSA, advice for aging, and a Christian Korean Rock accident—with special sophomore guest Sam DeSurra!


#206: Gays, Gaze, and Grapes!

April 22, 2018 at 5:00PM • 1 hour 18 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about gays, gaze, and grapes, as well as discussing tech and financial domination with Mistress Harley!


#205: Different Cat Different Bread

April 8, 2018 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 17 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about pussy power wash, cat breading crumbs and surrogate partners. Got a question/comment/story/whatever? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit http://awkward.email for more options!


#204: How to Unfuck Your Brain

April 2, 2018 at 6:00PM • 1 hour 22 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about my ex's sister, cherry turnovers, and good blow jobs. Got a question/comment/story/whatever? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit http://awkward.email for more options!