The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#185: A Very Weird Sensation

October 8, 2017 at 7:00PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about bi-curiosity, new gays, and the best friend versus boyfriend dilemma. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

Special Guest: Adam's sister Ali Dachis, while on a road trip!


#184: An Ode to Foxy's

October 2, 2017 at 3:00PM • 58 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about legless romance, a toilet brush mystery, and cum guzzling. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!

Special Guests: IUD Girl and Guy, Lindsay and John Bring!

IF THE EPISODE IS ONLY A MINUTE LONG, PLEASE DELETE AND RE-DOWNLOAD!


#183: For the Love of Debt Relief

September 25, 2017 at 3:00PM • 1 hour 9 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about crushing debt, rejection that just won't quit, and a pity party. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for every option!


#182: The Awkward Robot Survival Guide

September 17, 2017 at 6:45PM • 22 minutes

This awkward week Dachis-bot is joined by the synthetic versions of Lionel Gaiman and Margaret Bagelman, thanks to the amazing artificial intelligence and voice synthesis technologies of Lyrebird (although, after this, I'm sure they will have at least a few regrets). Visit awkward.email to question our sanity!


#181: Dip & Flip

September 10, 2017 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 11 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about religious repression, smartphone cock blocking, and multiple controversies. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#180: Erica's Sexual Data Science: Munging Edition

September 6, 2017 at 4:00PM • 1 hour 25 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the mysteries of sex-absent relationships, sexist internships, and cock hard cash. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!

Special guest: Darren Herczeg!


#179: Game of Threes: A Song of Missile and Motor Oil

August 30, 2017 at 7:00PM • 1 hour 1 minute

This awkward week we're talking about embracing "the gay," convenient cum eating, and tire fires of the anus. Questions/comments/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

Special guest: Paul Shaw, co-host of our new Sex Safari podcast!


#178: Dowry of the Puss

August 21, 2017 at 2:00AM • 1 hour 20 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about boy pussy, mommy's panty raid, and when feline affection goes too far. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options!

Special Guest: Nobody, because she got in a car accident :(


#177: The Butt Whisperer

August 17, 2017 at 6:00PM • 1 hour 31 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about romance for Jack, lesbian age gaps, and managing post-breakup friends with benefits. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD! :)

Special Guest: Mark Waters of the GaymeOn Podcast


#176: Homeless Hotdogs and Titty Towels

August 6, 2017 at 7:45PM • 1 hour 20 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about omnisexuals, more HPV, and the gay youth! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!