The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#119: The Girlfriend Experience

June 21, 2016 at 1:30AM • 1 hour 20 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about Jew stuff, overly social media, and impromptu lemon parties. Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email.


#118: Fursonas

June 14, 2016 at 1:15AM • 1 hour 45 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about furries, surgical manipulation, and an unfortunate cum stain. Questions/comments/stories? Call or text 509-AWKWARD!


#117: The People Walker

June 7, 2016 at 1:45AM • 1 hour 45 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about walking people, dick hygiene, and toxic farts! Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD.


#116: Boy Club

June 1, 2016 at 12:15AM • 1 hour 11 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about super virgins, a sexy ghost, and Boy Club! Want to ask a question on the show? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!


#115: Cherries: You Can't Pop Just One (the Same Way)

May 24, 2016 at 10:00PM • 1 hour 9 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about virginity, virginity, and more virginity. Questions/comments/stories/hot dogs? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#114: Filtered Farts

May 17, 2016 at 9:15PM • 1 hour 49 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about odorless farts, secret brain tumors, heartbreaking toilets, and Catholic kittens. With special guest Will Sterling! Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#113: Wet Goddess

May 10, 2016 at 7:30PM • 1 hour 31 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about artistic passions, fruit fuckers, overcoming ugliness, and dolphin romance. Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email.


#112: Douche to the Max!

May 3, 2016 at 5:30PM • 1 hour 44 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about extreme douching, the fear of fruit trees, polite rejection, a basement universe, and scripted phone sex. Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!


#111: Pink Cheeks and Anal Bleach

April 26, 2016 at 11:15AM • 1 hour 42 minutes

This awkward week we're getting our butts waxed, talking about anal bleach, always being right, and sleep Tourette's. Want to ask a question on the show? Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD.


#110: My Father the Retarded Narwhal

April 19, 2016 at 12:45PM • 1 hour 34 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about phantom voicemails, coffee addiction, and eating dog meat. We're also joined by special guests Mark Waters, Steven Garcia, and Adam Noel of the Gayme On! podcast.