The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#220: Old Car Jizz

August 5, 2018 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 12 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about leaky penises, a musty puss, strangers in the absence of benefits, and organically-scented resumes with special guest Darren Herczeg!


#219: The Oclophobia Boat

August 2, 2018 at 2:15PM • 56 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the oclophobia boat, penis envy goals, and toilet vagina with special guest Stewart Wade!


#218: No Sheep in My Butt!

July 24, 2018 at 12:00PM • 1 hour 5 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about awkward shorties, motivation's origin, and genital upkeep with special guest Darren Herczeg!


#217: Lick That Cupcake!

July 15, 2018 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 10 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about facial feedback, cake eating, the opposite of death, and secret sexuality speculation with special guest Sam DeSurra!


#216: Tickle Her Elmo

June 11, 2018 at 4:00PM • 1 hour 1 minute

This awkward week we're talking about mothers and muppets, cum shakes, and a controversial secret with special guests Lindsay Bring and John Bring! Note: this episode is a continuation (part two) of episode 215, so make sure you listen to that one first or you might be a little confused!


#215: Oops, I Talked My Abusive Father Out of a Coma!

June 20, 2018 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 3 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about laminated carrots, listening habits, fat and thin shaming, and proving your spiritual innocence with special guests Lindsay Bring and John Bring!


#214: Touch of Gay

June 20, 2018 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 15 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the mysteries of meeting friends, cowboy lust, a sudden silent treatment, and gifts for a lady with special guest Anayat Fakhraie!


#213: Your Erica Is Ready

June 10, 2018 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 25 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about ourselves for way too long! But also, we manage to answer one question in the end about conflicting sex drives.


#212: First Daints

June 7, 2018 at 1:00PM • 1 hour 9 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about granderpants, the car mystery solution, buying Erica, stranger lending etiquette (part two), and intergenerational first dates with special guest Darren Herczeg!


#211: Flat Earth, Flat Universe, Plumpy Birgina

May 28, 2018 at 10:00AM • 1 hour 9 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about Pet Cemetery Plot Predicaments, Neuro-drug Cocktails, and Penis Whitening!